I heard this mysterious crunching noise coming from the other room–it sounded like someone trying to chew the top of a soda-pop bottle.  I looked around and counted one…two…three…four dogs…. for a change it couldn’t be one of them.  But what the heck would a cat be chewing that makes that type of plastic crunching noise?
I knew right away, that regardless of what was being chewed, it was being chewed by Jefferson.  He is the epitome of naughty…. like all the time and neither of my elderly cats chew plastic.  Jefferson, on the other hand, is a plastic connoisseur–plastic ziplock bags, wrappers to food items, cereal bags, laminated paper, even plastic wall hooks.  He doesn’t eat them just chew them and destroy them.
Listening to the crunching noise for a few seconds I was completely baffled and got up to see what the heck he was chewing.  Apparently Jefferson didn’t want me taking notes on my dog walking clients anymore because he destroyed my dog walking notebook (where I write all my information during the first visit).

BAD CAT JEFFERSON!!!